okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(Source: okaymad, via buttsandbarbells)

(Source: christhepusher, via out0fsight)

liraj:

Im a Boss Ass Bitch plays in the back!

out0fsight:

vogue-pussssy:

Fellas..

Where they at

out0fsight:

vogue-pussssy:

Fellas..

Where they at

darrensbabypenguin:

you know what’s really fucking cool about quidditch?

there arent separate teams for boys and girls

wizards don’t give a shit what your gender is as long as you can hold your own on the pitch

muggle sports should take note

(via radicalravenclaw)

joshwahm:

the only spot i’m reducing is that space between you and me on the couch baby 

(Source: josh-is-gettin-it, via buttsandbarbells)

dwarvendrummer:

That’s what I’m doing wrong!

dwarvendrummer:

That’s what I’m doing wrong!

(Source: seekfinelines, via buttsandbarbells)

importantbirds:

How to take cares of giant mammal friend: become hop or fly on a counter.Discover tiny nibblins for a friend. Grap it, with the beak, put in the mouth of friend. Must be CAREFUL! Mouth is large!

importantbirds:

How to take cares of giant mammal friend: become hop or fly on a counter.
Discover tiny nibblins for a friend.
Grap it, with the beak, put in the mouth of friend.

Must be CAREFUL! Mouth is large!

(Source: do4do, via oreosingleton)

okaymad:

it’s 2014 and teeth still don’t brush themselves what’s this shit

(via orgasm)

captainjaymerica:

secondchancerelapse:

it’s my favorite time of year

Soon.

captainjaymerica:

secondchancerelapse:

it’s my favorite time of year

Soon.

(via shredded-sorostitute)